Ice Cream And Cake In The Sky

Gakona, AK – There is widespread discussion happening recently regarding long white cloud-like formations in the sky, usually following objects purported to be planes. As with all things unknown the media goes silent, the speculation gets violent, and it’s hard to decipher the truth from social networks awash with rumor and rhetoric. Not to fear……

California Bill To Require Mandatory Gunshot Vaccination Shots

Sacramento, CA – A new mandatory vaccination bill was introduced into CA legislature today that’s stirring a lot of emotional outbursts from liberals and conservatives alike. Proposed is Senate Bill 666 known as The Bullet Blocker which would make mandatory a vaccination to help build immunity to gun-shot wounds. Scientists that have been studying the…